User:Surly Bob

GO HERE NOW -> griefers.net

Hi! I am Surly Bob and I was once a contributor to Wikipedia
I wrote like 5 Wikipedia articles in 2002, and created this page. Since then, it has become the #1 result when searching for "Surly Bob" on Google. Again, more evidence that wikipedia + google are totally ruining the internet by pushing down real content and pushing up useless garbage.

Here's hoping this latest edit ON MY OWN USERPAGE doesn't get reverted, too!!
Wikipedia is a cult for losers. 99% of the "articles" are just stuff culled from other pages on the web (usually boldly listed at the bottom of the article itself, even!). Ages ago, there were people on here who thought that making a little encyclopedia would be fun, and actually made thoughtful articles - those articles all got deleted/overwritten/reverted by the Maoist, pro-Israel, Jimmy Wales cultists that currently populate this project. Ha, they don't even do their own edits, but instead have scripts that scan recentchanges, reverting posts by anonymous users, in order to jack up the # of edits they have and win barnstars for "fighting vandalism" (AKA fighting outside opinions)

Wikipedia
Because plagiarism is totally OK when it is done COLLECTIVELY!!

In conclusion...
The number of elephants in Africa has tripled in the past 3 years! Tell the wikitruth!!!!!