User:SusanLesch/Song

Forgotten Lyrics
My father said

If I was good,

he'd take me to the store.

And at the store,

I bought a chocolate

ice cream cone.

While I walked

home, it melted!

–Robert A. and Susan G. Lesch

Old Auntie Kathy
Old Auntie Cathy,

She likes to bake.

But I won't eat

Any of her cake.

She doesn't use butter.

She doesn't use dough.

And what she uses

I really don't know.

Tisn't my affair.

Tisn't your affair.

It's Auntie Cathy's trouble

So we needn't care!

–New Zealand folk song?