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Zonglin Tian, also known as God Tian, Father Tian, Brother Tian (simplified Chinese: 田宗林; traditional Chinese: 田宗林; pinyin: Tián Zōnglín; born October. 29, 1995), is a Zhengzhou-born American Mathematician, Computer Scientist, Physicist, Philosopher, Astronomer, Astrophysicist, Statistician, who currently studies and works for University of Maryland, College Park. He is most famous for his academic achievement in UMD, as many Chinese students go to "hold his legs" (抱大腿) before midterms and finals.

Biography
Tian was born in Zhengzhou, Henan, a central province in China. Tian spent his childhood in Henan, where he was a king of children(孩子王). In August 2014, he moved to Washington Metropolitan Area to pursue his college dream. He studied at University of Maryland, College Park, where he dominated the whole Chinese community and was well know for his extraordinary GPA and ridiculously high exam scores. Later, Tian decides to continue pursuing his professor dream, (or president dream).

Old Myths

 * 田哥哥在马大triple major，triple minor
 * 田哥哥会的第一门语言不是汉语，是Java
 * 田哥哥刚出生说的第一句话是：System.out.print(“Hello World”);
 * 田哥哥之所以数学能考105分是因为他考完还有20分钟时间，实在无聊，在试卷最后给TA出了道题，TA做不出，给了5分的bonus
 * 田哥哥玩得第一款游戏叫eclipse
 * 田哥哥的运算速度比MATLAB快
 * 田哥哥因为写不出paper, drop了philosophy minor，但是他还有9个minor
 * 考完cs final，Nelson心中已自动生成代码： HashMap final_Grade = new HashMap;  final_Grade.put(“田宗林”, 200);

New Myths

 * 田哥哥不用吃饭是因为能光合作用，田哥哥不找女朋友是因为能无性繁殖，田哥哥自学代码是因为能recursion自我复制
 * 田哥哥说B＋就是fail
 * 田哥哥在马大开设的课程有:  TZL140 TZL141 TZL240 TZL241 TZL131 TZL132H TZL216
 * 田哥哥下学期上的课有: MATH799, MATH858W, CMSC1024, CMSC2017

Work

 * Introduction to Abstract Algebra. 2017. ISBN: 0-2323-6543-2.
 * Advanced Algorithms. 2016. ISBN: 3-2321-2342-1.
 * Theory in Calculus: The Beginner Guide. 2014. ISBN: 3-3241-2562-7.

Disclaimer
Unfortunately, the editor cannot release the true identity of Tian's spouses, since the editor is currently taking MATH403 with Tian, otherwise Tian reserves the right to fail the editor.