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Eric Ruberto (born February 14, 1984) is currently the last surviving descendant of Eric Ruberticus - leader of the Southern European tribe that ultimately formed the beautiful country that is now known as modern day Italy. His posterity is a succession of greatness that extends from orchards in New England to shipping empires on the beautiful coast of Florida.

It’s stated by many close among him, that despite his level of galore he somehow maintains an intense level of humility. Some biographers have suggested this might be due to the nurturing upbringing he received from his mother, Lois.

Early Education
Ruberto attended the prestigious Chaminade High School where he became known for valor and his amoristic abilities towards the opposite sex. It can also be noted that he scored four touchdowns in one football game.

The Abbey
The Abbey is Ruberto's most notable venue where he can often be found discussing time travel and health care.

Purdy Lounge
Despite his avid denial, Ruberto loves attending Purdy Lounge and secretly whispers every word to P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) when the speakers bless his ears with it.

Spandex
Ruberto can often be caught wearing spandex shorts in locales where a bicycle and tennis court are the furthest things from anyone's mind. Despite his bold fashion statements, it's well known that he's usually two years above the fashion cycle and this trend will undoubtedly catch on.