User:Swarley1987

Swarley
Swarley (original name unknown) is 29 years old and currently lives in South East Essex. Little is known about his previous life and why he decided to take up this new identity, but it is clear that his inspiration came from his obvious obsession with the hit American TV show, How I Met Your Mother. Those who are close to Swarley have commented on his unhealthy addiction, speaking out about how it has affected their lives. His favourite friend, NG, admitted that she encouraged him to watch the show, hoping that it would provide her with a friend to discuss the hilarity and genius of the show with. 'He took it too far, though,' she comments, 'and soon he was texting me about every episode, quoting lines from the show as if he was actually Barney, and even signed me up to many different sites as Swarley.' Swarley is incredibly lucky to be married to such a gorgeous woman as his wife, who spoke out about the stress of living with him. 'He says legendary far too much for my liking, and has even tried creating his own Bro Code! Luckily, he works such long hours that he hasn't had the time to get very far.'

Swarley enjoys selling fireplaces, running 5ks, listening to Linkin Park, and wearing suits. Frequently found at bars, he loves scotch and cigars, and spends his spare time playing laser quest.