User:Swirlie21/John lamanna

John Lamanna, simply put, was the man. A New Jersey native born in Edison and raised in Cherry Hill. He was an author, a soldier, a pilot, a cage fighter, a philosopher, and a fanatic.

John Lamanna was an activist for all things both right and correct. He secured the foundation of greatness by destroying all that is wrong in the world. John Lamanna stood in the mind of his people as the supreme greatness. He was the founder of the Great Rebelion of Sea Side. He both destroyed and unified the fist pump, simultaneously. After his great victories at the Jersey Shore, John Lamanna was betrayed by his followers for continuing the practice of fake tanning on his off days. His followers believed this would one day turn against his people, so he and all statue erected in his image were destroyed. The only acception to this was one statue which still stands in Melbourne, Australia. A naked man dancing, praising the stars for the fortune they had granted him.