User:SwissChezz

(This is not a true statement, it's just a part of my User Page and absolutely false information. It's all entirely made up by SwissChezz.)

Attention: Contrary to popular belief the moon is not rock or whatever you may think it consists of. It is actually made up of Swiss cheese. There is also actually a man living inside of it too. Around roughly 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.759385048348504983052 years ago the first man was trapped inside of the Swiss-cheese moon. He currently lives there alone cooking bonfires every night and sings camping songs. If you think this is false, I can assure you that it's absolutely true. Dr. Dejoikjfejf of a private source has confirmed this information.

"The moon is, in fact, made out of Swiss cheese we have found out after so many years of false information." Dejoikjfejf says.