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=Cheetahs & Cheetos: The Eternal Conflict=

Cheetahs and Cheetos have always coexisted in a delicate balance that is only upheld by the magical orange carpet.

Cheetahs
There is no other beast as majestic as the mighty cheetah. Its glorious existence is only accented by its ability to run at a maximum of 60 mph. Many have tried to emulate the majesty of the cheetah, but have failed. There has been much controversy over who is the true king of the jungle, but it is obvious that the cheetah is the true master of the wild. The rich history of the cheetah is filled with angst, romance, war, feuds, and poop.

This majestic is also the inspiration for what is now known as the Lion King. In the real version, the Cheetah is the king of the Savannah and is ousted from his throne by a jealous lion. The cheetah cub eventually fought and took over his rightful kingdom from the lions. Disney decided to tone down the movie and had a great prejudice against the cheetahs and that is why the stars lions over cheetahs.

Cheetahs are becoming endangered and used for the wrong reasons. People are poaching these beautiful creatures for their fur or placing them in cages. Cheetahs belong in the wild where they can live in peace. We are poaching cheetahs so we can wear them as a fashion statement. So many celebrities choose to wear fake fur and join the campaign of PETA. We need to stop hunting for cheetahs and let them live their natural lives in the wild. Another reason cheetahs are on the endangered species list is due to the loss of habitat. Us humans are taking over all the land that cheetahs use in the wild. They are not able to hunt for their own food due to the loss in their food chain.

Top Three Reasons Why Cheetahs are Endangered

 * 1) Decline in prey
 * 2) Loss of habitat
 * 3) Poaching
 * 4) High mortality of cheetah cubs :(

Cheetos
Cheetos are a very fun snack with far too many uses.

The fastest growing form of art in existence today and versatile in the deepest sense. The many forms and fashions galvanized by the existence of Cheetos is inumerable and endlessly progressing into the future. The possibilities are simply endless! The powder can be used on velvet canvases. stop motion animations spawn from every ilshaped Cheeto puff. Rooms and rooms of furniture created solely of cheetos continue to be made. What. will. be. next.

" This is the future. We have spent days studying the infamous Conan O'Brien Cheeto made portrait and the art community will spend many more analyizing these deep deep forms of art" -Cheri Mung (FIG 9800 Magazine)

"Every piece of furniture in my house is completely made of Cheetos. Between you and me it cost a fortune, but it was worth every penny. I know where the future of interior design is going." -Tilar Shmi

GO CHEETAHS GO!

YOUR MOM IS A CHEETAH...WHO EAT CHEETOS!!!

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC LOVES CHEETOS, DO YOU?!

Practical Uses

 * Art
 * Pop Art
 * Arts & Crafts
 * Picture Frame
 * Sculptures
 * Interior Design
 * Furnitures
 * Consumption
 * Culinary Arts []
 * Earplugs
 * Jewelry
 * Halloween Costume

Chester the Cheetah
Chester Cheetah is the mascot for the popular snack, Cheetos. He is living proof that the cheetah is eh epitome of awesome. That reminds me of one awesome day that happened not to long ago in a place and a time. I was walking down the street eating some Cheetos when a magical cheetah jumped out through a magical portal and said, "Let's have an adventure and eat Cheetos together." We proceeded to have a bomb-diggidy time.

We took his magical Cheetos motorcycle to Cheetos Land and ate Cheetos and created Cheetos art. I became the official master of Cheetos and was respected and awed by all. Unfortunately, I had to be home by dinner so Chester Cheetah took me home in a Cheetos limo and rode away into a magical orange carpet.

Extra Awesome
Cheetahs and cheetos have more in common than one may think. It just so happens that people love to dress up as cheetahs AND cheetos for Halloween! Cheetos are a traditional snack food enjoyed by all ages. It's no wonder these tasty snacks would be used to create costumes etc. Similarly, cheetah print is an extremely popular print, and it is appreciated greatly in the fashion world. Women and teens are constantly buying cheetah prints in the stores because these prints are seen in fashion editorials and worn on Hollywood stars. []Young children also enjoy dressing up as cheetah cubs for Halloween. []

Here is a haiku: Cheetos rock my socks Chester Cheetah is a G Cheetahs and Cheetos

Haiku #2: Cheetahs run so fast They are cute and cuddly Christmas present, please?

Haiku #3: Paws pad across earth They quickly move across the plain So how do they die?