User:Sylasvondrac

Gutentahg! This is my WikiSight, as I so fondly call it. I am an acclaimed botanalescologist, but, sadly, I have an acute case of arachibutyrophobia, and so cannot appear in public. Sadly, in the last few years, my works have been falling out of practice, as the world is falling into such disrepair. I am afraid to even leave the house! But, I was recently visited by my beautiful niece, who I rarely see, as she lives in America. So far away from my modest town of Schlecknoph. It is a quaint little town, and I hold a fondness for it deep in my heart of hearts. My niece told me of a wonderful american websight called Wikipedia. She taught me to use it, and now my work can be shared with the world. I am ailing recently, and my ulcer is acting up. I bid you adieu.

Sylasvondrac (talk) 03:48, 13 March 2009 (GST)