User:SylisP

Sylis P (sigh-less pee) is the world's foremost authority on tributaries. Any attempt to discredit his incredibly well researched information on the subject should be met with immediate dismissal. Sylis P currently holds a 100% approval rating from everyone in the world. He can totally do a backflip whenever he wants but doesn't feel the need to show off. He always lets his friends beat him in Hungry Hungry Hippos. His dreams are live streamed by angels, who then bootleg them to Guatemalan war lords in exchange for the release of orphans and puppies. He has always spelled Guatemalan correctly on the first try. He has taught 6 dogs how to shake hands with authority to get the job that they deserve. He nursed an injured calf to health and a healthy foal to death. The foal was a dick. In 1993 he flipped a coin to make a decision. That coin has yet to land.

Most importantly, Sylis P is incredibly important.