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Rebecca Fisher was born on 28th June 1996 in Troy, Ohio to inherently Jewish parents James Franco and James Franco. This is also referred to by legendary Pakistani cricketer Sahid Afridi as "the worst day ever, even worse than the day that I bowled a 6 and was out 2 wickets against the West Indies in a test match in 1983. Yeah, Rebecca is pretty darn good @ the cricket now in fairness." After being extradited from the US due to alleged involvement with the Connecticut Giant Squash and Pumpkin Growers Association, Fisher fled to Inverin (referred to as Indreabhán, a small and isolated Ghaeltacht community near Galway city in Ireland.) Fisher states that one of the many challenging aspects to living in Inverin as a creative and highly angsty teen was "the total and utter lack of Starbucks. The fact that I couldn't go to the corner and get a decaf flat pumpkin spice latte with extra soy milk was something I found it really difficult to adjust to." In her biography, titled "Becca: Part 1: Epilogue" Fisher is adamant that the national language of Ireland is deeply rotted within her and is grateful for the cultural heritage that Franco and Franco valued as a life philosophy. Due to a clerical error, Fisher unfortunately became fluent in Welsh and has since then had simultaneously a new-found fear and respect for the letter"L" and any words that have more than 5 syllables. Fisher attended a primary school in which she was the only human student. The other students were 2 hamsters whom Fisher has said that "she still has coffee with and chats to from time to time. They're good friends of mine". As she progressed to secondary school, it became attended by one additional pupil - the female hamsters gave birth in 2003. Fisher graduated from secondary school in 2008 and then proceeded to get a First Class Honours a level 7 in International Computational Equation Studies & Welsh, which was a BA connect degree in the National University of Ireland Galway. One time, Fisher picked up a €2 coin after a man had dropped it on the floor in the college and this man happened to be director of the Engineering faculty in NUIG and the man thought Fisher was "really nice", and so he presented her with a Level 9 Masters in Molecular Wheels and Toyota Corola Engine studies, which is the only degree of it's kind in the Republic of Ireland. Since her graduation (a lavish ceremony in which Fisher purchased curry cheese chips and ate them from her graduation cap) she has been focusing more on acting, and has landed several significant roles. These roles include a treasure map in the triple Emmy Award nominated film "Cast Away" and the bottle of water in hit American slapstick comedy "WaterBoy" and a €2 chicken fillet roll from Centra. Fisher has a bizarre obsession with the number 2 and is criticized for her eccentric habit wearing of 2 shoes when she leaves her Inverin dwelling. Fisher has been out of the public eye recently due to her hibernation - she is expected to wake up and begin foraging in the wild for any edible berries and nuts in the coming weeks.