User:Sylvester749

Chuck Sylvester is just this really awesome guy, you know?

Biography
So, like, you know how this dude is totally rad, right? No? Well, lemme explain in really simple terms for all you insanely uncool cats out there.

This guy is like, fuckin' sweet, or something. It's insane how sweet this guy is.

Anyway, his story begins on February 4th, 1994, a date most importantly known as the beginning of the universe. He was pretty much a gift from the Gods, but no one even noticed that because he was too cool. Like, so cool. You don't even know.

His parents had sex one day, and then another day he was born. Angels cried, all of the evil was erased from the world in that moment. It was magical.

So, like, yeah, he totally lived in this one place for awhile, but then his parents were all "Divorced." but Chuck didn't cry because by the age of seven or whatever he was a full grown man. Eventually, they totally moved somewhere else, where he totally lives now, being pretty awesome.

Education
Technically, Chuck is way too cool for school, and too smart for it too. But the legal system forces him to go. Honestly, Chuck is way to awesome to be bogged down by laws or other such ridiculous nonsense, but he'd rather not cause a scene. He likes the private life.

But yeah, loads of schools were all like "omg we ttly wnt u at r skool" and he totally went and fucked that place up.

Really right now he's deciding if there are any colleges out there cool enough to handle him. He doesn't want to cause any major damage. Not since the war. Not since 'nam.

Personal Life
Aw man, this dude's really all up in his personal business. He's got so much personal business he has to take out a storage box and pay the monthly fee just so he has a place to PUT it.

Friends
Chuck is totally generous, and so he picks a few lucky people to grace with his friendship. It's like, not even a consensual thing, but he totally makes it into one.


 * Laren bobs - Like, this monster who eats people.
 * DJ Dougss - Fuck, man, like, what? Music is what.
 * Ky - Imagine someone was dropped into a tub of "Make me a kickass creative person in like, art and writing" liquid, and then shot straight up sex appeal into their bloodstream.
 * Other cool people - To protect them from swarms of jealous Chuck fans, these names have been omitted.

Relationships
For the sake of privacy, 'cause Chuck is this really cool dude, only like, his current love interest will be like, elaborated on this shit.

So, like, you know the most attractive person you know? Well, they ain't got shit on Chelsea. Like, none of the shits. She's just, like, this really cool person who is really pretty and shit. That's all you need to know.

Other Shit
Man, personal is personal for a REASON.

Interests
Aw, fuck, you did it. You don't even GO into Chuck's interests. It's like, a list that, doesn't even exist, it's that cool and sweet and shit like that.

Lists of Interests and Stuff

 * Homestuck
 * Harry Potter
 * It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
 * How I Met Your Mother
 * Star Wars
 * The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 * The Hunger Games
 * Star Trek
 * Robert Downey Jr.
 * Neil Patrick Harris
 * Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog
 * Doctor Who
 * Firefly
 * Joss Whedon
 * Iron Man
 * Marvel
 * Minecraft
 * World of Warcraft
 * Skype
 * The Big Bang Theory
 * The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
 * Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy
 * Powerpuff Girls
 * Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
 * Pokemon
 * The Legend of Zelda
 * Mario
 * Tangled
 * The Lion King
 * The Little Mermaid
 * Lilo and Stitch
 * Shrek
 * How to Train Your Dragon
 * Bowling for Soup
 * Ludo
 * My Chemical Romance
 * Smash Mouth
 * Halo
 * Assassin's Creed
 * Gears of War
 * Avenue Q
 * Inglourious Basterds
 * District 9
 * XKCD
 * Questionable Content
 * Cyanide and Happiness
 * Cracked
 * The Lord of the Rings
 * Surviving the World
 * Nedroid
 * Scandinavia and the World
 * Zero Punctuation
 * Red vs. Blue
 * Rooster Teeth
 * Tumblr
 * Fullmetal Alchemist
 * Soul Eater
 * History
 * World War II
 * Hetalia
 * Buttersafe
 * Hanna is Not a Boy's Name
 * A Softer World
 * Hyperbole and a Half
 * Less Than Epic Adventures of TJ and Amal
 * Awkward Zombie
 * PAX
 * Portal
 * Left 4 Dead
 * Half-Life
 * Starcraft
 * Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
 * Solitaire
 * Minesweeper
 * Super Effective
 * Adventure Time
 * Regular Show
 * Dragonball Z
 * Naruto
 * Danny Phantom

So Yeah
Goodbye, losers.