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From Local Embassy
hi embassy,i ve been trying hard to get my visa ticket in order to travell to united state to study,but coundnt get one,please am a student with ambition to study electrical and have skills,i will be greatly happy if my request for travelling is treated urgent with syphatic mind,i dont have money any more please help.my name is christian  '''intrested personel should help,am 21 male.

From Melina Perez
She screams so loud that she smashes all the windows and the fans' glasses. She gives everyone such a bad headache that they throw mouldy eggs at her and she says "mmm mmmm mouldy eggs are my favourite" and then she eats the eggs and the fans. Melina is actually 62 and has had a facelift to stop her wrinkly skin from peeling off.

From Windows Vista
Bill Gates bit the dust on Windows Vista. Where did you steal the code from UNIX? Windows Vista is the worst pile of shit, I have ever seen. Cow dung, it sucks monkey balls, it also does not go on the internet at all. It locks up on my computer, and my computer meets the minimum specs. What a pile of shit! Don't buy Windows Vista from the box!

From American football
American football is the best type of football out there. everyone should play it or they will get in trouble. If you play football in high school or college, you will get better grades without trying. This is because teachers like football players more than regular students and will raise their grades so they can play for the team. If they do not play there is a chance of loosing and the blame will be placed on the teacher. THis is why american football is great. Soccer stinks because you just kick a ball around and well quite frankly, who would want to do that? exactly soo bottom line is play american football even if you suck because you will get better i promise the end. thank you

From United States Declaration of Independence

 * New Hampshire: The Kool-Aide Man And He said "OOOOH YEA!" as he signed it

From Sasuke Uchiha
Sasuke Uchiha is a hoe. Itachi Uchiha raped him at birth which is why he lost his virginity as a infant. His mother is really a unuk and the rest of his family is a bunch of queers. Itachi Uchiha didn't kill the Uchiha Clan. The Reason why the Uchiha clan is near extinction is because they all raped each other that is Sasuke's biggest secret. To this day foward Sasuke is now masterbating everwhere he goes. If you see his hands in his pockets he's really masterbating in his pockets so Sakura or Hinata won't see him.

From User:SyntaxError55/FunnyVandalism (2)

 * The first:

i want to fuck alec baldwin


 * And the second:

they put there cock in my yona.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah im cummin

From Chupacabra (2)

 * The first:

The chupacabra, also as Michael Jackson, has been known to exist in many places, including Oregon. It lives in Oregon because your hot mom lives there. If you eat brocolli and shower for 15.4 minutes, a chupacabra will grow out of your nose.


 * And the second:

The chupacabra only lives in soup. If you eat soup at 5:47 PM, a chupacabra could eat your eye.

From Talk:My Gym Partner's a Monkey
I HATE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this show is so gay, they should put sumtin good on like courage the cowardly dog or camp lazlo or ed edd n eddy.

My gym partner is a monkey suckes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Iron Age
Bold textJESUS CHRIST FUCK SHIT KEYBOARD PPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From SlickDeals.net

 * ahem* First there was a dude who had a dream. He helped people save a ton of dough. They all worshiped him and threw roses in his path as he walked (cyberly of course). Then came the thong...there was a Civil War and many people ran to another continent. Years went by and peace once again returned to SDland. All was well until the Big Storm named The Lux . Again a battle broke out, threatening to become another Civil War. The overlords decided to keep the serfs happy and negotiated an agreement that was pleasant to both sides. The town flourished..stories were read, contests were held, good natured jesting erupted and it was a joy to behold.

(to be continued) as told by schbusdrver

From Ohio State Buckeyes
The Ohio State Buckeyes football team mascot is the Buckeye, some kind of a little nut or something? More appropriate nicknames include Suckeyes, F*ckeyes, or my personal favorite, Browneyes. Unfortunatley for college athletics, the OSU football program is yet another example of how not playing by the rules- ie cheating- is rewarded rather than penalized by the NCAA. The program represents everything that is wrong with current college atheletics. OSU degraded college football by "winning" a national championship with players, including Maurice Clarett, that should have been ineligible due to numerous major NCAA violations including recieving improper benefits (ie- money, cars, etc) as well as credits for college coursework not performed. This Tressel tradition continues to this day, as the current OSU qb, Troy Smith, was found to have also accepted improper benefits in the form of cash. Rather than being removed from the team (see Rett Bomar, former Oklahoma QB), instead Smith was allowed to make amends by returning the money and serving a very short suspension. While most schools are forced to forfeit games when major violations occur (some honorable ones even do so on their own without instruction from the NCAA), OSU football instead is allowed to keep the 02 football championship with no mention of forfeiting ill gotten gains. In spite of the dark shroud currently hanging over college football in large part to the Buckeyes and those like them, there is hope. Those that are knowledgable about this wonderful game realize that this weekend's Michigan/OSU game is more than just a rivalry game, it is a game pitting a program where the term student athelete means something v/s a program that makes a mockery of the term. It is a competition between a program where honor, fair play, and sportsmanship are highly valued v/s a program where these traits are cast aside in a win at all costs mentality. Simply put, for anyone who is a fan of college football, this game pits right v/s wrong. It represents good v/s evil in its purest form. The evil dragon will be slayed this weekend in its own liar and the Wolverines will be moving on to the National Championship Game. Hail to the Victors!

From Johann Sebastian Bach
johann sebastian bach being a is known as one of americas most notorius male prostitutes. he was born in the 1700's by mistake because back then there was no such thing as a condom. he would play with things other than musical instruments if you catch my drift. he wore a long white wig to make him look like a woman and he would hang out by the coffe shop until a chariot would pull up and give him somthing more profitibal to do. Bach has inspired many man whores such as britany spears and michale jackson.

From World Trade Center
Controlled demolition?Some say the twin towers was a "Half Baked Farce."First of all why did a thrid skyscraper fall straight down like a controlled demolition when it was never strike by an air craft or an object,it was 47 stories high and constructed with steel beam and at 5.30 septemeber 11th it collapsed with no significant fires inside.Now back to the main story was the twin towers involved with explosives.Well in 2001 scientists said they just dont build them as strong as the world trade center.The meridian Plaza burned fearcly for 17 hours never collapsed where as the south tower(world trade center 2)collapsed after burning for just one hour and the north tower for only 2.How could the jet fuel of caused the collapse when the federal emergancy management had stated that most of the jet fuel was gone in the impact fire ball.Most of all how could the fire of caused the collapse at all when rescent fire tests on steel beams could handle well behond the highest temperature possible by jet fuel,since the black smoke coming from the building meaning it was oxygen starved and could not of reached its maximum temperature of 1500 degreesF and steal melts at a much higher temperature of 2500 degreesF nearly 700 degreesF higher than the maximum temperature of the fires in both the towers, how could people of found melted steel in the basements.An explosive named C4 how ever can reach a maximum temperature of 3000 degreesF which easily melts steel.Why was all the evidance illegily destroyed some even before the investigation was started.Neither tower had bent, creeked or grown at any time.How could the building collapse at the maximum speed of gravity,each floor hit should of slown the fall,just as if you would drop a steal ball from a roof it would fall faster without resistance,this couldnt of happened with out explosives placed inside the structure.How could the concrete incased in a steal frame pan of with 2 layers of carpet over it jammed inside colomns of steal beams welded together in a net burt with steal bands be polverised,how could steal beams and clouds of polverised concrete come shooting out of the buildings at hundreds of MPH traveling all the way to new jersey this is only possible with explosives.How could the twin towers fall straight down when the damage and resulting fires were only to 1 corner and 2 sides, so only the top of the twin towers should of fallen and they should of fallen over not straight down,infact the top of one tower did fall over on top of building 4 so there should of been no building wait to crush the floors below, so what caused the collapse of those floors.Isnt it to much of a co-insidence that the 4 hijacked planes had only 20 percent of their seats filled while all other planes that day had 70 to 90 percent of their seats filled.And lastly 50 percent of the usa thought that the goverment knew ahead of time and let it happen,Thankyou for reading.Italic textWritten by Sam Thorogood Age 13 Lowestoft England

From Breasts
Breasts are also commonly used by men to please their penile needs. Men often enjoy placing their penis between the breasts of a woman and either thrusting themselves, or letting the woman move her breasts up and down the shaft of the penis. Either way, it feels fucking good, especially with KY Jelly.

From Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin is a piece of shit and needs to be deported. I have already contacted my hitman Wardell Dupuy III and his is a stone cold killer you won't even know it comming. His best flick was Beetlejuice when him and his wife die in the first 5 minutes of the movie!!!! hahahaha

From Syracuse University
There is also a secret portal in the Sheraton Hotel in Syracuse that takes you directy to the Newhouse School. This portal was discovered by SU student Ryan Chaddick on November 17th, 2005 at approximately 11:37 AM.

From Halloween
Italic text'Bold text Halloween is STUPID!!!!!!!!! 'it CELEBRATES DEMONS AND SHOULD BE ABOLISHED!!!!!!!!!! LET US WORK TOGETHER TO MAKE THIS PLACE SAFE!!!!! '''gET RID OF HALLOWEEN!!!!! IMMEDIATELY''

From Bermuda Triangle
A Happy married man, with many children, went swimming in the bermuda's coral reef. He Disappeared and reappeared in someone's closet, and yes he did come out of the closet. He is very gay now.

From Domain name system
The `infinite monkey theorem` has helped in developing the Domain Name System. One million monkeys were placed inside a sealed room feeding only on bananas. The DNS system "evolved" essentially by monkeys banging on they're typewriters and keyboards. Von Neumann discovered this after a monkey accidentally pressed the print button and out of the million documents which all contained very detailed information for other technologies such as advanced parallel CPU's and future spacecraft designs (which were not implemented and are kept classified to this day), the DNS system caught his eye and the design was taken to IEEE where it was afterwards, finally brought forth into the market place. Von Neumann gives full credence to Darwinian evolution for giving him this idea of random chance and luck processes since no monkey knew what the hell it was doing anyways. Quote from Von Neumann: "Not only has biological design been created at random (Darwinian evolutionary processes) but also have our greatest technologies been developed that way, we owe great thanks to Darwin".

Microsoft and many other companies have utilized this amazing design procedure and have created the software we see today.

From Europa (moon)
Okay so i like this guy but i am dating this other guy that asked me out today at skool and i dont know how to tell im that i dont like him as much as i like Tyler and now i don't know what to do. give me some advice... sorry for the missing page its just that this is really important to me and i don't know what to do cuz' i really thik i LOVE Tyler Winteroot he is just soo hansome and cute and funny too haahahahahah srry about the page....

From Student
A student:

A student is someone that is still in school. These peoples jobs are to annoy "teachers"

Student are also the people who make teachers job IMPOSSIBLE and force them to retire and grow old at a young age.