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"Sharing is caring"
A infamous saying by a chap who was hit by an Arriva bus in Malta prior to his sharing this actual quote with the world.

Unfortunately, since Arriva have now left the island, the guy will not be revived.

Nobel Prize for Mathematics
Owned by Stefan Z Camilleri when he figured out how many burgers he could buy with the company social budget on a night of bowling.

Following that, the prize was discontinued, since it was deemed impossible to beat this achievement.

COOL SHIZZ! :P (Guess Who!)

Disqualification for being original is illegal and immoral
It has been decided by the Universal Board for Human Rights (UBHR) that it is illegal and immoral to disqualify a person who twists the understood norms and steps out of commonly understood boundaries without explicitly breaking any rules.

i.e. unless explicitly stated in the original agreement, if a person finds a creative way of acting whilst still technically in accordance with the rules; even though the meaning of such rules may have been 'assumed', then unless explicitly stated in the original agreement that creative reasoning of said rules is disallowed, then one should be awarded merit and the agreement should be respected.

Until you find a way to be happy on your own, you cannot really be happy
Words of wisdom by mr wise