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Brian P. Hills is a Commodore of the United States Coast Guard. His interests include guns, reenacting, being a snowball throwing master, wearing suits, and withstanding arctic temperatures with no more than a steely-eyed glare. Born in 1990, Brian P. Hills studies Electrical Engineering in his free time.

Nicknames
Nicknames for Brian P. Hills include: Panther, The Commodore, Bri-Bri, and BPH. The nickname "Panther" originated when members of The Commodore's swab summer company were attempting to guess his middle name. Brian Hills only tolerates being called Bri-Bri by his best friends.

Personal Life
Many rumors surround the mystery of Brian P. Hills. One such is the tattoo across his back of a panther and dragon attacking each other. True to his middle name the panther is victorious in ripping the dragons throat out. While this is a full-colored tattoo stretching from shoulder to hip, no one has seen Brian Hills' tattoo and lived to tell the tale. According to one source, Chuck Norris' spirit was reincarnated in Brian P. Hills. after Chuck Norris made a deal with the devil to come back more bad-ass than before. Brian P. Hills was born. When asked about Brain's personality one source was known to say, "I mean, he is just Brian, everyone is in awe of him. I personally think he is part Vulcan." Brian P. Hills enjoys sailing as a pastime, and has taken part in many off-shore races on both coasts of the United States as well as other countries. Even the United States Government recognizes the intelligence of Brian P. Hills, as his paper is cited on the United States Coast Guard Law Enforcement History Bibliography page