User:TEAM-SAM

Team Sam, born before time created when the gods of war needed a new weapon. Possibly the root of all evil. He was at the heart of the universal soldier and terminator program’s when developers decided he was to powerful and evil for then to control he was abandoned in the then forming town of KILLmarnock. Once completing all known military services with honors and being rewarded with every military medal except prisoner of war by the age of 4. He then went on to attend Fenwick primary, not much is known about Team Sam’s time here except that there were many mysterious “disappearances” of staff and pupils during his attendance there, nothing has been successfully proven. Team Sam’s life then took a dramatic turn as he was made to attend Mearns Castle High School. Life before Team Sam in the Mearns was peaceful and prosperous, however that promptly changed. Unaccustomed to Team Sam’s barbaric and brutal nature the people of Mearns formed an allegiance to try and ride Mearns of this new evil. However they were slaughtered in there hundreds. At his time in Mearns Castle, Team Sam also formed a small army that was intent in causing the downfall of order in their final year. Team Sam’s General’s were Dean “Boris” Turner, Marc “sharp shooter” Argo, “Big” Ben Murray, Amin “the token black guy” Ghambari, Graeme “playboy” Kilmurray and Jamie “is not getting his money” Fyfe each dangerous in their own unique way. Team Sam is currently wanted by most major powers of the world and if seen should be reported to a member of authority A.S.A.P. If contact with Team Sam is unavoidable be prepared, bring extra rations as he is always hungry, heavy objects to distract him with however your death is inevitable as soon as he lays eyes upon you, so suicide pills are recommended. Under no circumstances approach under your own will “Team Sam doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the world down”