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The GRD Travel Cock (and associated add-ons)

The GRD Travel Cock has been developed through the necessity of perfection. The "Mummy Bear's Porridge of Penis's", it is officially recognised worldwide as the perfect "mean" length, being neither too big, or small.

USB charged for hands free heaven, the built in camera provides 3D POV in ultra-HD. James Dyson has stated that he would've sacrificed all his previous patents for this device of pleasure that no apple in Eden could provide.

The add-ons are not just a requirement, but a culture bordering on religious obsession. Notably the neat, subtle and stylish GRD Travel Cock Case. An item of beauty so brazen that it has made Jean Paul Gaultier ￼ quit the business as he admits defeat...