User:THE DONGLER

NAME: THE DONGLER

LOCATION: DONGLER-VILLE

TITLE: PROFESSIONAL DONG

AGE: NO IDEA

OCCUPATION: PROCTOLOGIST

INTERESTS: PROCTOLOGY

HEIGHT: DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF HAIR DAY IM HAVING.

WEIGHT: DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH WEED I SMOKED THAT DAY.

GOALS: TO FINISH LAST IN EVERY HOCKEY POOL I ENTER.