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Quinn Weeks, a time traveling god and creator of the universe: Born July 37th, 5051, is a man with majestic hair abs of steel. A man so INCREDIBLY gorgeous, the likes of which resembling that of a cross between Ryan Reynolds and Jason Momoa, both American Actors. Despite such astonishing attributes, he is still single and without children. In a CNN interview on July 10th, he stated "I hope for a day that people will build monuments in my honor and women will be falling head over heel for me...It is my dream to be officially declared the God of the Universe" end quote.

He spends most his time drifting about in space fabricating LEGO and playing Call Of Duty after downing an entire bottle of Mountain Dew and covering his fingers in a thick layer of Dorito dust. Most times when not doing so, he is reminiscing over the good times back when he created such great monuments such as the Hover Dam and the Statue of Liberty; even the painting "Mona Lisa" has been attributed to him.

Quinn Weeks, our almighty power hungry God, the creator of almost everything, most of all enjoys pestering people by putting John Denver's, Country Roads on full blast as he walks amongst the humans.