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Myzzmas: A Celebration of Life (ca. 2003 -   )
On a balmy Thursday afternoon, June 22, 1978, Mr. Calvin and Mrs. Constance Gordon were blessed with a bouncing baby boy they named, Myles Christopher Gordon.

On or about his 25th birthday, Myles wanted to celebrate his birthday with reckless abandon and debauchery: "Adults shouldn't have to adult all the time"; and Myzzmas was born.

Myzzmas runs annually from June 22 to July 3, culminating into the birth of our nation. "Myzzmas is for everybody!"

Although June 22, the first day of Myzzmas is Myles' birthday, it is important to note "The first day of Myzzmas is not the most important day of Myzzmas." A major tenet is to do some you may think is a little too immature atleast ONE of the days or Myzzmas, or ALL the days of Myzzmas.