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Michael Rhys Pablo (born November 4, 1993) is an American chemist, equestrian shoe designer, and LoL Summoner. He is currently the resident attack damage carry of the 4two1 at We Do Math research institue and a research associate in the department of analytical chemistry at Northeastern University. Pablo is notoriously known as a drug peddler of the steroid derivative pyrovitol.

Early life
Pablo was born in a cave in the southern reaches of New York City, colloquially known as the "concrete jungle." He was raised by a mother who had a wonderful disposition with her newborn black-haired hedgehog being brought into a world of rapidly evolving science and technology. His father, however, was a Luddite who feared for his son's being brought into a world full of unknown unknowns. This caused some tension in his early childhood, such as during play time, where he would have to work on graphing functions on a graphing calculator and learn his multiplication tables on an abacus simultaneously. Pablo would often relieve this tension in the summertime, where he would go to his summer house in Southern Maine to ride horses and donkeys. This tension eventually dissipated as his father was overcome with an ever-loving appreciation of technology and future advances with the advent of their pet Roomba robot. This set the precedence for his burning desire of understanding links from the past and the future to make wonderful life-altering scientific advances in his field.

Career
Upon graduating from Northeastern University, Pablo began working independently with an array of companies in order to reclaim control of abandoned fisheries that were lost to the spending cuts of 2009. Pablo authored the New York Times Bestseller "How I Did Science" which got international acclaim, particularly in Swedish and Middle Eastern circles. However, Pablo quickly lost passion for his work in fishery reclamation due to growing discontent from lobbyists for North Atlantic salmon. Returning to the passion of his youth, Pablo began to get involved in equestrian shoe design, moving to Milan, Italy to pursue the career. He gained notoriety when one of his designs, incorporating a plush suede horseshoe with gold trimming, was picked up for retail by Giorgio Armani. Given the climate in Italywhere keeping horses as pets had become fairly common, the sales skyrocketed and Pablo made it to #96 of the 2011 Forbes 500. Pablo continued a profitable career in this industry for nearly two years, until his corporation was discovered to have been a front for the creation of illicit substances synthesized in Pablo's chemistry lab. Dubbed the "Porcupine of Pyrovitol," Pablo was shamed internationally for the creation and smuggling in the lining of the shoes of the substance pyrovitol, which is the equivalent of anabolic steroids for use in horse racing.

Views
Always aware of the rising political tensions in the world, Pablo picked sides early in the civil war that he could sense was coming to Valoran. Choosing Light, he made Demacia his home, foresaking Noxus to its dark fate. Under the beneficent rule of the current King Jarvan III, Pablo was allowed to roam the city and befriend the citizens. He became very good friends with Vayne and Sona, both of whom enjoyed showing him the city. He was surprised to find that they did not shy away from a fight, and highly enjoyed the shenanigans that the trio caused in the city. However, his time in Demacia was unfortunately short lived, as he fell in relatively early with a notorious gambler and card shark called Twisted Fate. Thinking that he best TF in cards, he ended up owing an amount of gold that he did not possess to the dark gambler, and to keep his life he fled the city. He heard not long after however that TF too had vacated Demacia, and was in fact looking for him. His views on Demacians have been skewed ever since this unfortunate encounter. As a result, his current alliance lies with the Frejlords to the north, as he considers them neutral in the battle between Noxus and Demacia. As he does not feel that he can safely return to Demacia to see his friends Sona and Vayne once more, and Noxus was never an option, he prefers to spend his time talking politics with the ice sisters Sejuani and Ashe, waiting for the day the war--or Twisted Fate--finally finds him.

Personal life
Pablo lives in Boston, Massachusetts with a commune of scientists, engineers, and other educational enthusiasts, contributing greatly to the intelligence and influence among this elite group of individuals. This group has contributed many ideas that have led his great successes in his professional career.

Pablo frequents a local establishment in the Boston area at which he consumes finely crafted espresso and coffee-related products. His presence is welcomed due to his monetary contributions to the cafe in order to provide quality caffeinated products to his community.

Pablo did not involve himself romantically with anyone during his time at Northeastern, though during his travels while working with fisheries in the northeast United States and Canada, Pablo fell for a despondent prostitute with a heart of gold, and she was quickly enamored with him as well. Pablo has worked tirelessly to keep her out of the public eye, referring to her only by her first name, "Rênee," in interviews. They first met in Rênee's dance hall in Ontario, where he convinced her to "get off the pole" and return with him to Boston. He proposed only two months later, requesting that she become "bonded to him for life." It is believed that they are still together, living in his bomb shelter in South Dakota to avoid the embarrassment of his scandal and to "stay away from the science."

One personal project that Pablo has been working on in his personal domicile is a sleep-dilation distribution center. In his life, he has been often plagued by sleep deficits, which he has often found inhibitory towards his life goals. In order to prevent such an easily preventable plague to prevent the collective enhancement of the world around him, he has been conducting intense research into this area. The current status of the project is unknown, but it is rumored that he has been able to gain an additional three milliseconds within a specified amount of REM sleep. This has proven to be promising, but he has not made any public announcements with respect to progress.

Pablo is a fine wine enthusiast whose collection was featured in the May 2000 issue of the Wine Spectator and the Spring 2005 issue The World of Fine Wine.

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