User:TParis/Politics

My take on politics:
 * Democrat: Give a man a fish
 * Republican: Teach a man to fish
 * Libertarian: Give, teach, or do nothing. Whatever you want to do.
 * Narcissist: What do I get out of doing anything?
 * Randian: Do with the fish what makes you happiest
 * Communist: Divvy up the fish so we each have an equal share
 * Anarchist: Everyone is responsible for their own fish
 * Capitalist: We can negotiate on the price of a fish
 * Bureaucrat: For a fish 0.0 to 0.273 lbs, file form F in triplicate. For a fish 0.28 lbs, file form Q.  What?  Your fish is 0.278 lbs?  You'll need to put it back in the water until it either loses or gains weight
 * Socialist: Everyone takes off a small portion of their own fish to be shared with those who cannot fish
 * Unions: Anyone who wants to fish must give us half to represent you to the fish
 * Feminist: I can fish as well as any man
 * Radical Feminist: A man telling me I need a fish is offensive
 * Humanist: Anyone can fish if they tried
 * Men's Right's Activist: Why am I always expected to fish?
 * President Bush: We caught one fish, mission accomplished!
 * President Obama: Let's take bigger chunks out of the fattest fish. It won't hurt him any
 * PETA: None of you should eat fish
 * Pacifist: Will everyone calm down? Let the fish live in peace
 * Wikipedian: Let's have a four week discussion to come to a consensus what to do with the fish
 * Achmed the dead terrorist: I kill you, then I eat fish
 * Fish: You guys keep arguing, I'm out of here