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The following is the story of Johnny MacLincolnlogs, a little boy credited with slaying the fearsome spaghetti eater: Johnny MacLincolnlogs was always a "special little fella," as his mother said. His mom was a known alco–——————————holic, and also known to throw rocks at Johnny when the bird told her to. Everything the bird says goes in their house. After 7 long years of feasting on the flesh of his mother, Johnny questioned the bird, and was swiftly shot. Johnny is a popular subject for discussion among scholars today and will continue to be such. It is generally agreed that he is probably the creation of some drunken man who lives under a bridge in Chicago.