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Tahiki

Tahiki is an island nation located in an undisclosed location.If you are to visit tahiki,then be warned that its residents are savage tahiki warriors.They are masters at the art of spitball warfare and a spitball from one of them can be lethal.The official religion of Tahiki is Satanism and those tahikans that do not follow the religion will be killed in a spitball firing squad with no mercy.The leader of tahiki goes by many names, such as satan, spawn of satan, lord of chaos, root of all evil, Captain WhoDat, Bruce Vilanch, and Karl Pogue.

Tadd Pugh is vactioning there!

During the fabled "WWI," the entire German front was said to consist of a small sausage factory located on this remote island.