User:Taignoles/Jonny roach

Jonny Roach aka Jonaldinho (born Jonathan Edwin Roach), was born on the 3rd of May 1992 in Neath. Currently residing in Baglan (a village within Port Talbot), he is also currently a star player at both Baglan Cricket Club and West Ham and Cheese United Football Club.

Early Life
Jonny first went to Baglan Primary School where he had shown promise early on in his life at football. He then moved on to Glan Afan Comprehensive School where he continued to show his outstanding sporting abilty. He was not only an outstanding footballer, he also showed great ability at cricket and badminton. He was a very bright pupil but an outspoken individual. In particular in his geography classes with Mr Miller. For example when he told Mr Miller to "respect my authoritaw". He passed all his GCSE's including an awesome A in history. He is currently studying History, Law and Accounts at Afan College.

Football Career
Early on in his career he captained Baglan Football Club, but was banned for assaulting a team-mate after missing in a penalty. Jonny Roach's footballing ability had always gone unseen and un-noticed until he became an internet star on the website youtube1, after videos were posted of his extraordinary talent with a football. His videos had many hits and he instantly became a star and subject to the attention of the public especially in the Neath Port Talbot area. He also caught the attention of five-a-side football giants West Ham and Cheese United2 (fighting off interest from Welsh It Happens), who play in the Briton Ferry Leisure League on a Sunday. He became a rock at the heart of the defence, instantly noticed for his marking.

Cricket Career
Following from the footsteps of his father, Jonny Roach joined Baglan Cricket Club at the age of 15. He has became a valuable asset to the squad, particularly his batting and fielding. In an exciting game Jonny Roach was named Man of the Match after an outstanding innings in a friendly match at the tender age of 15. He has been named Most Promising Player at the Club twice (aged 15 and 16) and has hence become an exciting prospect within the South Wales leagues.

Private Life
Jonny has had many love interests, most notably his holiday romance at DisneyWorld, Florida. She remains anonymous as she doesn't want to be in the public limelight. They met in a jacuzzi at the attraction, and it was love at first sight. Jonny is a spirited individual and loves to party. His favourite destination for partying is the Bank in Port Talbot. He is often seen drunk and disorderly around the town and surrounding area.

Criminal Offences
Despite being a model student and true professional Jonny has been wanted for assault on numerous victims, most recently fellow West Ham and Cheese United team mate Adam Thorn at a training session. He has also been wanted for theft after being caught eating another fellow team mate, Shaun Williams' bread on a trip back from DisneyLand Paris. Despite a number of eye-witnesses of the theft and eating of the bread, Jonny has always maintained his innocence. The fight for justice continues as Jonny has yet to be convicted.

--Taignoles (talk) 16:14, 8 January 2010 (UTC)