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The Path
'The Path' is an order of gentlemen Knights from Western Europe who fought the famous crusades against the 'Xenon Knights' from the bland, middle road areas of society in the Americas, Europe and beyond. Their motto 'Duo limpets ambulare in taberna...basioballum homines' (Two limpets walk into a bar...crumpet men') has served as a warning to all enemies of free interpretation, avant-gardism and absurdist comedy. The order was conceived by three Knights known in the middle ages as 'Trinitatis superiores suos ficus' (The Holy Trinity of the higher Figs) the three Knights were Brother Nelus of Pengium, Brother Petrus of Vetus Rupes and Brother Damocles of Aquilonem.

The Brothers have suffered many hardships to purge society of the mundane and boring. Some of the most bloodiest battles have been waged against 'Mock the Week', 'Al Murray' and the music of 'Simon Cowell'. the Brothers have often made pilgrimages to various taverns and strongholds to conduct the ritual of     'sessionem in rice et mirantibus' (The sessions of the miracle rice) These sessions help to rid bad forces from the locality and help other citizens to obey the ways of the session. Sometimes during these events the Brothers may have visions and insights into the horrors of the 'Xenon Knight' existence. One violent episode when returning from pilgrimage for the Brothers was 'coegi domum mortis et horror' (the drive home of death and horror) during this time the Brothers had full awareness of the life and death of your average 'Xenon Knight'.