User:Taker2869

taker2869 is a very silly boy from pico rivera, california. he has lived there all his life. he went to school in nearby whittier, but alas, he stays in pico. he has never really had a real job longer than 3 months and does not really look for one. he is consumed by television and all the glorious entertainment it brings. he is lovable, but just as hateable. he does not currently know karate, but he is off of meth! he can be found sleeping most of the time. he has a blackbelt in useless knowledge and he draws huge penises on the walls of the san gabriel river, right off the 605 freeway. he has since moved on to drawing vaginas with very fluffy pubic hair. he enjoys wearing party hats and not wearing lampshades. he is not that guy. he has never rollerskated. and he never once went to skateland over in whittier. one time a girl took him there in hopes of getting him on wheels rolling, but they were turned away at the door because there was some type of rollerblading team taking up the rink. skateland was torn down shortly afterward. he mourns the loss of ralph macchio, who passed away on october 2nd, 2007 in baltimore, md. he mourns that so greatly.