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TALEB THEORM
In theory, the Taleb Theorem (sometimes called Andy's toum, especially in Bankstown) states that every time there is a Number One and a minus sign with another One, it will always be equal to zero. However it also includes slightly more-difficult-than-first-grade-math with the use of confusing brackets and fractional equations that still equal zero for the sake of making a theory in the name of Taleb.

Taleb Theorem

0=0

0=(1-1)

0=1(1-1)

?=1(1-1)/1(1-1)

0=1

This theorem was first conjectured in D107 during intense post-math class discussion some time during February 2015. The first successful proof of this theorem was released (I think) but nobody in the entire school understands - so who cares. It is among one of the most difficult to care about theorem's in the entire history of mathematics and is only acknowledged by a certain amount of year 7's and fellow 2 Unit Mathematics peers who have been forced into Andy's dictatorship. During an everyday lesson in the afternoon, Andy raised his hand and before the teacher could let him speak, Andy quotes; "Miss, how do you make a quote?" This ignited Andy's pursuit into mathematics and finally devising the Taleb Theorem as a result of having been praised as a future prime minister of the Taleb Empire.