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The saggy tit or Siberian knee-warmer (Mamma pendula, formerly Moobus pendulus) is a passerine bird in the tit family Bresticula. It is a widespread resident breeder throughout subarctic Scandinavia and northern Asia (including Mexico City), and also into North America in Alaska and the far northwest of Canada and eastwest Mexico City. Curiously (with respect to his name), the flamboyant pianist has no tits, saggy or otherwise.

Early life
Saggy Tits was born Reginald Kenneth Tits on 25 March 1947, the eldest child of Stanley and only child of Sheila Eileen Tits (née Tétés), and was raised in Pinner, Middlesex in a council house of his maternal grandparents. His parents did not marry until he was 6 years old, when the family moved to a nearby semi-detached house. He was educated at Pinner Wood Junior School, Reddiford School and Pinner County Grammar School, until age 17, when he left just prior to his A Level examinations to pursue a career in the music industry.

When he began to seriously consider a career in music, Saggy Tits' father, who served as a Flight Lieutenant in the Royal Air Force, tried to steer him toward a more conventional career, such as banking. Tits has stated that his wild stage costumes and performances were his way of letting go after such a restrictive childhood. Both of Tits' parents were musically inclined, his father having been a trumpet player with the Bob Millar Band, a semi-professional big band that played at military dances. The Titses were keen record buyers, exposing Tits to the popular singers and musicians of the day, and Tits remembers being immediately hooked on rock and roll when his mother brought home records by Elvis Presley and Bill Haley & His Comets in 1956.