User:TankBot

=TankBot= This is the tightest user page you will ever see because its about TankBot. If that reasoning is not enough for you, check out this bulleted list:
 * Tank - symbolizes war, signifies awesomeness
 * Bot - represents everything perfect, rigid, hardcore, futuristic, and killer
 * The fact that within minutes of account creation, this user page was created
 * The fact that this list has more than 3 bullet points