User:Tankfest

"Frank the Tank" is an urban legend well-known throughout the five bouroughs of NYC. Legend has it that "Tank" lived in the Bronx, where he threw massive parties every night. Every morning, he awoke in the wee hours of the morning to fight off gangs just to traverse to his school in Manhattan. His philandering with women is legendary, and every now and then there are "Tank-spottings" around the city, although they have never been verified. Every youngster in the tri-state area growns up hearing of his spiked hair, pink polo shirt, and A&F wardrobe. Welcome to the wild and crazy world of...FRANK THE TANK!!!!!!