User:Tanner Owen

Tanner Owen:

Hello. My name is Tanner. I live in a dumpster behind Mr. Garmoe's House. I have pet worm named Slimey, a pink elephant named Fluffy, and I like to tell everybody that they are retards. I am in drumline. I suck, but I don't care. People TP me a lot and the flour my yard. My dad gets mad and beats me.

I just broke up with my boyfriend, Jason Harvey. He was hot and blowed his sax good. But he was cheating on me with Mr. Garmoe. Why Jason! WHY!!!!!!!!!