User:Tap enolam/sandbox

Hello. I like the Detroit Red Wings and Miller High Life and if you don't like it, too bad.

I have recently become friendly with the dude that runs the sketchy gas station by my house. He always says hello to me when I come in, which is often because it has cheap beer and is walking distance from my house. Since I've become such a loyal customer, he's started knocking down the price for me. If the price is $5.65, he'll charge me $5 flat. Its a win win situation because he never has any customers so any business I give him is needed, and I get discounted beer. It's amazing what happens when you treat service workers like they're people.