User:Tart Lord/sandbox

PewNews is the most reliable source for news. It started as the most renowned YouTuber Felix Kjellberg, more commonly known as Pewdiepie, tried to save his dying channel by falling to “out of ideas pile” just like the rarted news sources such as Buzzfeed or Vice. The show was hosted by the very poplular Gloria Borger, who sadly left PewNews to go do news at some scrubbish local network for millions of less dollars. Owner Pewdiepie in frantic move of desperation, hired news anchor Poppy Harlow who’s signature move consists of sticking her finger in her mouth then running it off the cheek then out the mouth creating a “pop” noises. Probably because her name is Poppy.