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TARUN TOLIA

Maninder Singh Tarun Tolia a.k.a Tiger Tolia..grrr(born 13th Dec 1987) is the son of P.S Tolia. He is a fired Bank of America employee currently under trial for performing unspeakable acts on minors especially mallus of West Indian origin whom he refers to as "Chetas".Tarun Tolia is under the impression that he is a Spanish national of Chinese origin born and brought up in West Indies.

Birth and Origin:

Tarun Tolia was found floating in a huge ass basket along the polluted river Brahmaputra. He was found by a naval doctor aboard the warship INS Brahmaputra. The naval doctor and his spouse considered he was the reincarnation of "Karna" but they decided not to publicize the discovery and said to themselves "Kuch Math Karna :)"

Early Life:

Just as his parents expected he was something special. At a young tender loin age of 9 years 2 month 25 days he featured with 10 other malnutritioned mallu kids in two award winning advertisements for "Mr. Butlers" and "Skoobee Day Bags".

Education: Tarun Tolia studied in one of the million Kendriya Vidyalayas found in India. The Cochin one to be more specific. After passing out with flying colours from the Kendriya Vidhayalas he went on to pursue Computer Science in the prestigious National Institute Of Technology - Calicut. His various exploits include defecating in plastic covers in order to demonstrate his support for mother earth in his OS lab. "Plastic is shit" was his motto. Controversy has always been a part of his life - he was caught in a compromising position with Shanker Mohan behind a banyan tree in the Kerala monsoon. Embezzling funds was his pastime right from class picnics, Ragam Informals to Shanker Mohan's piggy bank. The colour of money was something he was not colour-blind to.

Work and Culturless Life:

After successfully graduating from NIT Calicut with the help of Renzil D'Souza's MIT notes and Nirmal Joseph's NIT notes he went on to pursue a career in what he calls finance in the GMRT team of Bank of America.

Finance became an integral part of his life, to such an extent that during foreplay he would use terms like Inside Job and Margin Call to satisfy his needs. He was inspired by his manager Chandra - he even got his name tattooed on his right butt cheek. The left butt cheek had Chanderpaul's initials tattooed on it. His hobbies include eating foot-longs. You get the idea. His bucketlist had only one item - KFC.

Back to the Future:

Tired of failing to please Chandra with his lavender ties and thunder thighs, he decided that he had to find greener pastures. It was a quote by Abraham Lincoln that inspired him - "I will do my best and my time will come. If it doesn't it means somebody did me and my ass hurts." His ass did hurt, but it was worth the pain and pleasure. He secured an admission into the prestigious Rotterdam University to pursue a degree in Finance. Cruel are the ways of the world. Inorder to fund his education, he is going to take on an alias, Lily and peddle his ass at club VanderSexx. Little do people know that he is fleeing India to escape imprisonment for violating his childhood friend Ashwath Kini by taking advantage of his inebriated state. He was due to feature in the last episode of Aamir Khan's Satyamev Jayate in order to explain the feelings of a pervert. But unfortunately he lost control and performed nspeakable acts on Aamir Khan and as a result, the release of Talaash has been postponed to 2022.