User:Tawhaylemmanthony

E.W.E:

the new F.Y.I. (For Your Information)

ORIGIN:
invented one fateful day in a moment of procrastination after F.Y.I had been fully embraced, for a legal alternative, E.W.E was born, out of the phonetic spelling of the letters F.Y.I. (Eff Why Eye).

After weeks of use, EWE has been modified, incorporating various abreviations for myriad categories. This was instigated by a drunken evening, in which the chief embracer of EWE could not enunciate anything to save herself, thus resulting in "E.W.F.Y.E.W.I from said drunken slur-er. This was then embraced by fellow students, taking the piss out of the drunken one.

After a lot of use of the random stringing of letters F, Y, I, E and W, other abbreviations have been incorporated into the exclamation.

OTHER ABREVIATIONS TO INCLUDE:

 * SPCA,
 * F-MRI,
 * ETC,
 * ABC

please note the co-inventors of the extention of the original EWE are in the psychology department of university, HENCE the f-MRI (a rather fitting - we think) addition.

USES:
This phrase can be slipped into any part of any conversation when the speaker wants the listener to pay special attention to what they are going to say next.

It is a method of commanding attention from the listeners within a conversation

Note prior to use: you are effectively telling people that they want to listen to what are about to say, as it effectively is for their information.

For example:

"EWFMRIFYISPCA: the party starts at ten."


 * please note when attempting to pull off this phrase, a certain amount of class does need to be upheld, in order to keep the beauty and, well, class of the phrase alive and in-tact. Another point to note is that you need to slightly raise the volume and power of your voice when busting out the phrase, in order to achieve maximum impact on the listener, to grab their attention and ensure that they are attending to you and what you want to say.