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Mingo County WV Dictionary

Dick Beaters - Fists i.e. While in Mingo county you may find yourself in a heated verbal debate with on of the local inhabitants, should you hear the phrase, "Put up your dick beaters." This indicates an escalation to the current conflict, in which the native has given you an opportunity to prepare yourself for a pugilistic resolution to the matter. NOTE: As it is yet unclear why you have been asked to do this if in a debate over opinion, or even more troubling so, one over indisputable fact. Regardless, once this phrase has been spoken, the opportunity for rational explanation or provision of evidence to support your side of the argument has ceased. Though it may be difficult to comprehend, depending on your brain"s logical circuitry, it is recommended that you reflect on these matters at a later time. The most appropriate use of your time would be better spent to,"put up your dick beaters."