User:Taylor9890091

There is a lot of talk about the Apocalypse, Zombie Apocalypse, etc. All of these are false. The Apocalypse is based on the fact that the Mayan calender ends on December 21, 2012. You must take in to account that in this calender they did not have leap year therefore the world would have ended a long time ago if this was true. Also Just as the calendar you have on your kitchen wall does not cease to exist after December 31, the Mayan calendar does not cease to exist on December 21, 2012. This date is the end of the Mayan long-count period but then -- just as your calendar begins again on January 1 -- another long-count period begins for the Mayan calendar. On to the zombie Apocalypse - people are saying that there is a hospital with a bunch of comatose bath-salt overdose patients, and that they all are going to wake up December 21, 2012. Even if this were to happen it would not be an apocalypse because there would be no virus to spread so we would just have to kill the patients and everything would be OK.It's generally accepted by zombie experts that they're going to continue to rot, even as they shamble around the streets. What the movies fail to convey, however, is the gruesome yet strangely hilarious effect the hot sun has on a rotting corpse.

The first concern is putrefaction. Thanks to the plethora of bacteria we use in our colon for digesting plant matter, called gut flora, our bodies are ripe for decay the second our heart stops. Since heat speeds the growth of bacteria (which are plenty happy to start feasting on you once your immune system is no longer a concern) the zombie's got a looming expiration date the very second it turns.

. But, on December 21, 2012 there will be an Apocalypse - the Sponge-Bob Apocalypse. Sponge-bob will be playing that day all day, and through the TV the show is going to hypnotize anyone who watches it and take over their brain completely. Anyone who watched it is going to go on a man eating rampage, and you wont be able to end it because parents wont be able to to kill their children. Sponge-Bob will be controlling the childrens' minds. So the end of the world will be a Zombie Sponge-Bob Mind Control Apocalypse.