User:Taytaymon/Angelo J. Catanese

Background/History

Angelo J. Catanese, also commonly known as Krang, Craig, ... (see "The Nomenclature"), is a rare and spectacular natural phenom. Raised in a quaint Boston suburb, this unique creature was raised alongside his two siblings, Julian, also known as The Prophet, and Sara. Since the Dawn of Krang, Angelo could be observed breaking down barriers of the social norm, fighting for individualism and what is most fun. It is assumed that he spent the early days climbing trees, making rudimentary tools and weapons, such as clubs and axes (it is possible that some bows were created, but probably didn't work).

Physical Description

With wavy brown hair, Krang stands at a whopping 5'10", weighing roughly 140 lbs. Eye sight poor.

Natural Habitat

In his element, Angelo enjoys napping, yet always wakes up around 8:30 or 9:00 in the morning regardless of bedtime. Rumor has it that the only thing that gets him up at this early hour is to beat his brother, The Prophet, to the video games. Despite this relatively early wake-up, he tends to stay at home eating (see "Feeding"), playing instruments, and playing the video games that he fought for, for hours. It usually does not emerge from its home until the early afternoon.

Activities

Angelo/Krang/Craig has been spotted longboarding around town and playing bass with local band Moken Airwalk and on his own. Not much else has been documented.

Feeding

Consumes most edible materials; experiences random cravings. Known to especially enjoy smoothies and hummus. Has difficulty digesting dairy products due to his intolerance to lactose.

The Nomenclature

Spurred by local resident Gabe and what is believed to be a cranberry juice commercial, the naming evolution began sometime around 2007. The date is still speculated throughout the scientific community. "This was the 'Big Bang' of the Nomenclature Evolution," stated notable Krangologist and historian Taylor. From this notable event, many nicknames were eventually generated in a chain reaction manner. These names include, in chronological order, Krangelo, Krang, Crane, Crane Stork, and finally Craig. The evolutionary development of new names is likely in the near future.

Conclusion

Research is still being done on this fascinating creature. Many scientists are extremely optimistic in regards to further data collection in the field. Some historians have deemed the scientific and evolutionary discoveries thus far the greatest in the world since Lucy.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Craig.