User:Teamwiki

TeamWiki is a group of four dedicated college students who have succeeded tremendously throughout their lives. This article is dedicated to their vast contributions and acheivements, both academic and societal. In short, they are truly astonishing people who deserve commendation and praise from all those who are below them (which is pretty much everyone else on the planet).

Drew, the token male of the group, is planning an excursion to the Middle East, where he will be instructing them on the art of sweater and sock knitting. For the past several months, he has been perfecting his skill and fundraising for his journey. Drew is 27 years old and married with 8 children, Jack(25), Joe(23), Janice(21), Carl(19), Oliver(17), Wallace(12), Norman(9), and Lawrence(2).

Jenna, the youngest member of TeamWiki, began rescuing dolphins from tuna nets at the tender age of 7. After recieving many awards from the United States Dolphin Federation, Jenna went on to produce many after school specials and made for television movies on the dangers of drug abuse. At the age of 15, she was made President of a small college in Maryland. After retiring two years later, Jenna was recruited to save dolphins off the coast of Africa. She currently resides in a hut in a small Cambodian village.

Lauren spent many years researching and analyzing the affects of limb loss and amputation. She clinically analyzed individual cases and researched new ways of limb creation. After four laborous years of research and experimentation, she successfully grew a leg for a war veteran out of pig hair. Her full research can be read in her newly circulated magazine, Helping Hand. Lauren is now touring the U.S. and giving motivational speeches to those who have suffered from limb loss.

Finally, Wendy from Peter Pan, also known as Anna, was one of the prime contributers to an orphanage for children who suffer from limb loss. She is the largest sponsor and advocate of Helping Hands, and has donated over $8 trillion to the cause. She now paves driveways and does oil changes for free for underpriveleged families in Kentucky.

Together, TeamWiki has made many vital contributions to the world. Drew, Jenna, Lauren, and Anna -- Thank you for all you have done.