User:Tedbender/Kayleen

Kayleen Dawn Davis
Kayleen Dawn Davis is a small female who is loved by Clayton. Clayton loves her moar by default and can never possibly be out bid for his love is infinite. Any attempts to state that she loves him more are invalid as stated by the laws of physics.

Troll
Any statements made by Kayleen are attempts to persuade you into thinking she loves him more but these statements are invaild(see above) and she is just trolling. She Commonly uses adjectives such as "lots" or "mores" and "impossible". Most of her arguments are based on this form; "I love you more than all the BLANKS in the whole BLANK". Its been very heavily debated if she really believes shes right or is just doing this "For teh lulz".

Clayton
Clayton by definition is infinite there-go on the topic of love his is infinitely more. He also is a troll but not as much as Kayleen.