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Levi the Caveman

Levi the Caveman lived to be roughly 12-15 years old not much is known on this source other than a 3d rendering of the remaining features rendered by the university of greater Northern new Israel which has also said that "cavemen were even as intelligent as a common house fly when it comes to cognitive ability. The only sounds these strange nincompoops were able to make were Ooga and Booga this is due to the fact that these feeble idiots had vocal chords were as incapable as a toddler. They had the brain power of a small fetus this is evident by the amount of time it took for them to stop using these useless stone tools." But this statement has been revoked as of recently. The scientists named it levi as it was unearthed in the same region as the biblical figure Levi lived. The skeleton of levi the Caveman has been lost the last person to study them was dr linorus oribus the whereabouts of the university of Greater Northern new Israel have also gone into question leading speculationon if levi the caveman actually lived. The research known about levi the Caveman was pioneered by one Dr abhijit dhillon who studied  levi the Caveman in Australia.

found at Mount Carmel in Israel Levi the Caveman was unearthed by a team of 12, it was observed that he appeared to have an Egyptian like tomb with Anciant egyptan written on the walls depicting a man who is thought to be levi the Caveman raising the dead it additionally depicts him leading men to create the spinx statue with a lion head attached instead of the human head we are used to. He appeared to be buried with an ancient Egyptian mummification on a pedistool made of sandstone in a stone coffin. We do know that levi the Caveman was either next In line to the thown or a peasant burruied in a tomb made to show he was Egyptian

Although he was born after the cavemen era but during the time of Aciant Egypt he is referred to as a caveman as the people who discovered it did not have dating technology, this is leading people to protest his name to be levi the Egyptian or levi the noble.