User:Teddyak/PEsco Corollary

The PEsco Corollary follows the universal axiom that no means of tranquil and productive coexistence with human females may be found (or has yet been discovered ), and offers a comprehensive, explanatory framework for logical deconstruction of the central problem of dysfunctional inter-gender relations (see quotes, Desiderius Erasmus.

When effectively employed, the PEsco Corollary provides the user unfailing clarity to an immutable truth; that no combination of physical, emotional or psychological female traits can render viable a healthy and happy, long-term interpersonal exchange from the particular viewpoint of the human male.

Origins

The tenets of the PEsco Corollary have been variously attributed to wise philosophers, sage leaders, and spiritual healers throughout the ages. While many of these revered forebears made indispensable contributions to the general science, the PEsco Corollary as an explanatory construct came into existence as a distinct tool (revelation?) sometime during the (insert accurate timeframe here) in the vicinity of Fairbanks, Alaska. Its primary author, eschewing the ungainly ego growth common to direct credit and universal adulation, shall be known henceforth simply as PEsco. His trials, pains and stoic demeanor rank him among the most beloved of all Masculitarian Philosophers through the ages, and perpetuate the solemn esteem held among those of his inner circle.

Expanding Relevance

Since its introduction in (year), the PEsco Corollary has been vital to the salvation of countless individuals. Credit may reside with its ease of use and its global applicability, but it must also be lauded for its raw entertainment value. Documented cases include narrowly-averted entanglements with bitter and vindictive female specimens, the timely un-cloaking of genuinely insane women prior to the onset of appreciable male psychic damage, and lively late-night banter around mosquito-plagued summer campfires throughout Interior Alaska and beyond. Its known disciples comprise an age range of at least 13 to 94, though it is strongly suspected that PEsco wisdom has been applied by practitioners as young as 5 and as old as time itself.

Practical Usage

A Small Disclaimer

Critical emphasis accompanies the fact that the PEsco Corollary does not include any recommendations for specific action; it merely provides necessary information and wisdom. Any application of the PEsco Corollary is the sole responsibility of the user, and comes with the critical admonition to think before you act, i.e. "If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month." - Theodore Roosevelt

The Evaluation Matrix

The genius of the PEsco Corollary resides in the Evaluation Matrix; a classification tool which soundly labels any and every female known to draw breath. Once a specimen is classified, the proper course of action of any given male (vis a vis said specimen) may be judiciously considered from an informed standpoint.

Opposing Viewpoints

No credible opposition has yet been mounted (as of writing).