User:Tejasfans

Hi Friends,

This is a page about the undisputed legend, and soul, the Mascot of the IGSA 2008 at UD, teHas "Raunchy" Caunchi...Special in many ways, this dude has gone to the level of inspiring a full wikipedia page dedicated totally to himself. It is only this way we poor mortals of the Fall 2008 community can honor this blessed soul. What the world owes him is priceless. Caunchi has been the Altruistic Evangelist who has lifted millions out of depression entertaining people with his mere existence, "Worsht comments, cooking (well, he does cook sometimes), Queer antics, marriage advice for 24 yr old girls, rationing of cooked rice to friends who are really hungry, screwing poor undergrads in term homeworks, planning to throw birthday parties in wierd places ;), the list goes on and on and on.........teHas has chosen the noble carrer path of getting a doctorate degree in Mechanical Engineering at UD, leaving halfway the prestigious IISc at Bangalore, Bengaluru whatever....at least he claims so..(My Mom is witness to the claim) A passionate Tanjavur Maratha from ... wait a minute...i dunno... neither does he i'm sure...Bengaluru is all that matters now..teHas is big on kannadiga pride..thats a great thing no doubt...but I would double check if I actually belonged to a community before advertising my pride for it...but thats what my mortal self would do...not teHas,,,this is the greatness Ladies and gentlemen...(Ladies : if u r 24 yrs old and about to get hitched....u HAVE to meet teHas for advice) If there is any single person who has incited dozens of FB comments in a single thread it has to teHas. That is a manifestation of his popularity and his extensive yet humble work of making people learn to rhyme, forget their day to day woes and start ROTFLing, and provide them a means to crawl out of a depressing graduate school experience. The person most benefitted by teHas' noble deeds is Sapan, who is also one of his best friends. Sapan says "Ek din ghar ghar main Tehas jayega'.....Tehas is the wildfire, he is the ultimate piece of technology, made not by Apple in Cupertino, not by Microsoft in Seattle...But by God Himself in Bengaluru, given to the world by the great IISc. teHas is soooo mature and awesome that he hangs out not with the Fall 2008 people. But the great seniors, who also know him and respect him as much as we do. Move over iPod, teHas is here..hes here to entertain, educate and empower....For more details and specific events i throw the forum open to fans....I declare teHasfest OPEN!!!!

Statutory Warning: Do NOT interfere with any aspect of teHas' life, be it economic, academic,technical, personal, social, frugal, empirical, prodigal, neural, congenital, genital ... well u get the point..... or else u will face "WORSHT" conSUCKuences...