User:Teppen

Gee, it sure is BOOOORING around here! MY BOY, this peace is what ALL true warriors strive for. I just wonder what GAAANON's up to! WooOOWOoosoOSODHSDogdogsh... you're majesty, Ganon and his minions have seised the island of Koridai! Hrmmmm, how can we help? It is written: 'Only Link can defeat Ganon.' GREEEEEEEEEAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll grab my STUUUUUUFF!!!! There is no time, your sword is enough. How about a kiss? .......for luck? ...NO!!!!! SQUADALA!!! We're off! Wooow... what're all those heads??? These are the faces of EEEVILLL, YOU must conqure each. I guess I'd better get going! HEEEERE is the MAP!!! Where do you wish to go?

Join me, Link, and I will make your face the GREATEST in Koridai! Or else you will DIE! ...No, not into the pit!! IT BUUURRRNNNNNNSSSSSS!!! WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?! I just saved you fr-... SHUT UP!!!! WHY DID RING A F#@%ING GONG IN MY EAR WHEN I WAS ASLEEP?!?!?! .............I just sav-... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH -spontaneously combusts- Well done, Link, Ganon is ONCE AGAIN inprisoned, COME. Already, Koridai is returning to harmony. The birds are singing. Isn't it BEAUTIFUL? GOLLY!!!! AS IT IS WRITTEN, YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII -spontaneously combusts also- ...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh... GREAT!! I can't WAIT to grab my STUFF!!

(Stuff = probably snack cakes, oatmeal, listerine, scissors, maple syrup, furniture, puppies, etc...)

Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil FACES of Ganon! I'm going to Gamaelon to eat him. But father, what if something happens to you?? My insurance will cover me, and if you don't hear from me in a month, SEND LINK. IMPAAAAAAAAA!! -spontaneously combusts- Don't worry, Zelda, the Triforce of Wisdom promises the king will safely return. Enough, my ship sails in the morning, I wonder what's for dinner? OU BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so hungry, I could eat an OCTOROK!!! Sigh, a whole month gone and STILL NO WORD!!! I'm certain he's alright. YEAH! That olde king's NO match for Ganon! Link, go to Gamaelon and find my father. GREEEEAAAAAAT!!! I can't WAIT to bomb some Dodongos!!!! -spontaneously combusts- Wake up, Impa, we're going to Gamaelon. F@%$ YOU, I'M SLEEPING!!!! -spontaneously combusts-

FATHER!! -spontaneously combusts- YOU'VE SAVED ME!! -spontaneously combusts- HERE is the traitor, your majesty! PWEEEASE, YOUR OMNIPOTENCE, HAVE MERCYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! After you've scrubbed all the floors in HELL! Take him away! YES, MY -spontaneously combusts- ...I wonder what happened to Link? OU HE WAS A BORE ANYWAY!!!! STOP LOOKING AT YOURSELF!! -throws mirror at Link- WHAT HAPPENED??? OU NOTHING, LINK, WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO EAT INFRONT OF YOU!!! AWW MAN!! HAHAHAHA -Hyrule blows up-