User:Tesabball34

Tesa Lindsey! Ruler of the Potato Club
Tesa Lindsey is one of the few and rare people who have taken the time to invest in the study and appreciation of potato's. Her fasination started years ago when she stumbled across a bowl of mashed potatoes in the middle of the freeway. "How did this come here?" she wondered. And her journey started there. Tesa has written many novels on all the developmental stages of potatoes including 3 on the rebirthing cycle. In her will she wrote that her eyes will be buried under ground in a prosperous potato farm in Idaho, in hopes that passion about her field will rise again.

Tesa currently lives in Humboldt County California with her 15 cats and happily married husband of 20 years, Seth Stephens. In their spare time they visit their backyard and watch their little potato plants grow, relaxing to the sound of the fog rolling in.

Tesa is working on her next book: "Yes, that potato was watching you." It is a book supporting the fight against the degrading mashing, shmusing, boiling and baking of these precious vegetables. The PPP (Potato Protection Plan) is headed by Tesa's twin Kaydee Lindsey. Kaydee is on the front lines all around the world supporting the proper treatment of potatoes. Kaydee has yet to find a suitable mate. When asked Alice Hogan says, "She probably never will... once a fattie always a fattie." Wikipedia would like to note that Alice has yet to pursue a relationship either.

During our interview of Tesa and Seth and their marvelous potato clock collection, a Matt Sullivan came to the door. Claiming to be Tesa's Best Buddy and co-worker in the CIA we decided to interview him on what makes Tesa unique.

Wikipeida: Matt, how long have you known Tesa Lindsey? Matt Sullivan: well lets see... probably 30 years now. I met her in the 5th grade at Dows' Prairie Elementary. W: How would you best describe her? MS: Well she is very passionate about what she does. She's also really nice, and smart, and funny, and ... W: and... ? MS: umm... i forgot sorry. W: That's okay. Well, in the time Tesa and you have known each other. What has she tought you that has been most useful. MS: Well she tought me how to dance. EVERY kind. "Salsa, Swing, Lindy... i don't know... lots of kinds." W: Wow. That is amazing. I didn't know that she danced. MS: Well, she doesn't anymore. She's really into potatoes and... Potatoes don't dance. W: Very true. Well any last words you want to say? MS: I only have ONE more Bubba Gump Shrimp Factory to go to!! woot! and.. im retaking my HAM radio lisence test next month for the 32 time. W: Okay thank you for talking to us Matthew. MS: Call me Matt.

Well as you can see Tesa gave up a lot for potatoes. One might say she would do anything for them.

Special News break!!!! Tesa is curently getting married to Mr. Potato Head, her first great love, Chris Tucker and Dan O'Hern were extreamly depressed when they discoverd this news!!!

--Tesabball34 19:09, 31 July 2006 (UTC)