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Tyler Evans: The Article

"If you don't like Tevans, go get pwned at or something similar."

VITAL STATISTICS ++++++++++++++++ name:Tyler Evans or Tevans for shorter speed of light: 1 CN-rhK (which is roughly equal to one CHUCK NORRIS round house Kick) weight of one small rock grinded into lesser smiting essence: 1 heaping crapton

rules for living a successful life

1. always capitalize CHUCK NORRIS. 1. carry around a knapsack. 1. drink coffee. 1. drink koolaide. 1. do cardio exercises to get pumped up.

note: this page is to inform those who are not aware of the awesome power that is that of tevans; otherwise it isn't.

"I spit hot fire"           Tevans

I thought kirby was my friend, but he hates me like nathan does.