User:Tewdar/sandbox/Legacy of the Periwinkler

Legacy of the Periwinkler

FADE IN:

EXT. CORNISH COASTLINE - DAY

''Waves crash against the rugged Cornish coastline. TEWDAR steps along the rocky shore, gathering PERIWINKLES in an old wooden bucket. Suddenly his ancient SMARTPHONE buzzes in his pocket. A NOTIFICATION pops up on the cracked and dirty screen:''

CLOSE SHOT - TEWDAR'S SMARTPHONE SCREEN

NOTIFICATION: "The Cornish Exonyms article has been nominated for deletion."

CLOSE SHOT -TEWDAR

TEWDAR: (mildly annoyed)

Trudgeon on his tractor! Not again!

CUT TO:

INT. TEWDAR'S COTTAGE - NIGHT

Tewdar sits by the fireside with a dúidín in his gob, peering at his ancient smartphone and typing angrily:

TEWDAR: (muttering under his breath)

These [censored] admins do be clinging to power like the barnacles on a rock!

''Suddenly, a NOTIFICATION pops up. Tewdar's eyes widen in surprise:''

NOTIFICATION: "You have been blocked from editing by an administrator for personal attacks or harassment."

CLOSE SHOT - TEWDAR

What in tarnation? This do be a grave injustice!