User:TexanMonsoon

Howdy! I'm Erin, and, while the name falsely implies, I'm not from Texas, nor am I terribly positive that a natural disaster such as a monsoon actually occurs in or around the Texas region. Glad to be here; I am learning American Sign Language, French, Italian, and brushing up on Spanish. I like grammar, studying, SCUBA diving, WCT, WCA, CWTC, sweet coffee creamer, yellow cake, and a good bowl of lo mein. Only ever been to Panda Express once (it's not all anyone chalks it up to be), and the '67 Pontiac GTO Convertible will always be the greatest car ever made. The '62 Bel Air is pretty sexy too, to be honest. The Harley Davidson Road King in OD is, by far, the sexiest two-wheeled vehicle known to man. That or the '41 Indian Four. Also pretty grand.

The only movies I would gladly watch again are The Lion King, Ford v Ferrari, Legend, and any of the Indiana Jones movies. I have a slight obsession with collecting playing card decks and retired/no longer usable license plates. “- Ira: If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?

- Harry: Lingerie.

- Ira: Not you, the bird.

-Harry: ...lingerie."