User:Text Book Life

Text Book Life
Hey. You don’t know me? Is that what you said? Well, we can’t have that anymore. There is not enough time in life to dilly-dally. My name is Gregory Joseph Layson, Born 1972 (Pieces) to both parents (still alive) and two way-older brothers (5 and 10 years). To me about me, the most important thing to know  is that I feel the need to, (driven by a huge desire to, realistically speaking only, help the world a little and help me a lot) write a text book that reads like a fictional story made of lists, journal entries, newspaper articles, letters and notes written are bar napkins and spiral bound pocket notebooks. You see, I believe wholeheartedly in the collective conscious and I'm not the only medium but I’m also the median, as in… the exact middle of the bell curve if you could somehow take every stat on every living human and graph it. I’d be the middle. Except on this bell curve, I don’t rest on the top of it, I slip through the crack of it - up or down into...some call it...GOD. I am the crack in the middle. I call it Bell Curve Crack. So,I recommend Bell Curve Crack on Facebook. I also recommend 'friending' me (how can that not be a word yet?) on Facebook. If I’m going too fast, friend me tomorrow, because I definitely don't want scaring you to be the first thing I do. Your friend tomorrow at the latest, Writer PS. The book is about the list of tied-for-second most important things you need to know about me, so fasten your safety belt. And start thinking about saying yes to joining us at the party to celebrate my ridiculous, funny as hell, scary as hairy fudge, sick, beautiful, artsy, scientific looking text book that quantum leaps me into what I’m supposed to be doing in life. Teaching is for folks that have learned 'It' the hard way...